Guys seriously? Stealing my door off of it's hinges at 1:00 at night is INSANE. And the sexual toy left on my chair is NOT FUNNY. Whoever did this, I will find you.
Mrs. Puff
Whoever is in charge of babysitting the special needs kids, please keep better watch over them. One of them wandered into my class and started humping one of my students.
Mr. Goldenfold
The applications for Mathletes is now closed, and the team has been decided... Guess who got in? CHINKS!!!
Principal Brown
What is wrong with you kids? Can everyone please refrain from drawing male genitalia and swasticas on my desk? I'm tired of painting over these obscenities.
Mr. Garrison
Alright kids we've been having a lot of behavioral problems, and lets just say... It's mostly the niggers.
Principal Brown
Students, you need to stop throwing honeybuns at the special needs kids. Thank you.
Mr. Garrison
Alright students, the Keystone exams are coming up soon and last year our school did not do very well. So I want all of you to try your best. And by all of you I mean all of the black students.
Principal Brown
Can everyone please stop calling me principal brownie? That's probably racist or something, so stop. Thank you.
